Garfield by Jim Davis for November 25, 1990
Jon: Whoops! Darn, I dropped an egg. Garfield: You said that like you expect me to eat it off the floor. You're too lazy to clean it up, so let the cat have it, right? Sure, the cat's a warthog! He'll eat off the floor! Jon: Good kitty. Garfield: Shut up and drop some toast.