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Garfield: Hello, I'm a bluebird.
Jon: Garfield, you're too big to be acting this way.
Garfield: But I'm small for a sperm whale.
Jon: I'm thinking of getting you some professional psychiatric help.
Garfield: You mean there are AMATEUR psychiatrists?
If you spent any amount of time on the internet, you’d know about the amateur psychiatrists. However, given that it’s 1981, there probably weren’t that many around yet.