Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 17, 2016
Girl: I was pondering what I want to be when I grow up. I decided money is nice but time is nicer. So I was leaning toward ski bum. But the ski resort ads are aimed at busy professionals while the ski bums all work two or three jobs a piece at that very resort. Money can't but time, but it can pay ski bums to do your time-consuming busy work. Frazz: That's astute. How long did you spend thinking about it? Girl: Too long. I need to start farming out my pondering.