Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 15, 2013
Blue boy: My dad's in big trouble because he forgot to buy flowers yesterday. Black girl: My brother forgot, and his girlfriend says he's toast. Blonde girl: My uncle's boyfriend is giving him the silent treatment. Frazz: This can't be what St. Valentine had in mind. Caulfield: I don't know. Didn't he get martyred, too?