FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 28, 2012
February 27, 2012
February 29, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Look what I found in the attic. Peter: Cool. It's Dad's old college diploma. Jason: It's so formal and impressive and academic-looking. I wonder why he doesn't have it out where everyone can see it. Peter: Maybe ol' Roger Fox is more humble than we thought. Jason: And I wonder why he used to spell his name "Orger." Peter: Maybe that's latin.
It’s the non-English speaker working in the fake diploma forge. Better check his high school diploma, too. For that matter, check to see if he ever went to school. It would explain a lot. I had always assumed he suffered a sever head injury sometime after graduating and getting his job.