FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 21, 2011
Jason: This is the worst metamorphosis I could have dreamed up! Peter: You'll be fine. Take that Gregor Samsa guy in the book I've been reading all week for english- he turned into a giant insect and look how well he adapted! Jason: I thought he died lonely, miserable, and shunned by all. Peter: I haven't gotten that far. I'm still on page one. Andy: Your school, called. They want you to wear this.