FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 19, 2011
Andy: Jason, sweetheart, sometimes life throws us curveballs. You woe up this morning transformed into a monstrous vermin, and now we'll just have to make the best of it. It won't be so bad. You'll see. Let's go find you a training bra. Jason: Training bra?! Paige: Sis! Come quick! Brad Pitt's on "Oprah"!