FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 08, 2010
Peter: Paige, you've had that ponytail for as long as I can remember. Paige: So? Peter: Have you ever considered cutting it off? You know, going with short hair for a change? Paige: Not really. Peter: Never? Paige: No, why? Peter: Um... Paige: Say, what happened to all that gum you were chewing?