FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 07, 2010
Peter: Jason, why are you in the garbage an? Jason: I'm hiding from Paige. I put a snail in her book bag, which naturally didn't go over very well. I figure if I bury myself under these banana peels and used coffee filters, she'll never find me and eventually will give up looking. Peter: Isn't it great the way our brother punishes himself for us? Paige: What do you think- six more hours until I give up looking?