FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 21, 2010
Roger: I got stuck in traffic. Did I miss anything? Paige: Just the first inning. Roger: Hey, why's Peter sitting in the dugout when his team's out in the field? I always assumed he was the star of the squad- what does this mean?? Paige: Think about it for a sec, Dad. It'll dawn on you. Roger: AIEEE! He got hurt? And I wasn't here?!? Paige: Apparently, this "sec" may take a while. Let me refil my soda.