FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 22, 2010
Roger: It's the last inning and Peter hasn't played at all. He's just sat there on the bench. The coach doesn't even look like he would consider putting Peter in the game. Does this mean what I think it means? Paige: 'fraid so, Dad. Peter: My son's in the starting pitcher rotation! Paige: I wish you wouldn't make me choke while I'm eating a hot dog.