FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 20, 2010
Peter: Dad's coming to the game today. Paige: So? Peter: So he's going to sit there every inning and see me- his oldest son, his baseball protege- warming the bench in the dugout! I'm never going to be able to face him again. I'll be so embarassed. Paige: Peter, this is Dad we're talking about. Peter: He won't be disappointed? Paige: He won't notice.