FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 14, 2009
Roger: Andy, I can't take this cell phone back! Andy: Why not?! Roger: I signed a long-term contract. That's how I got such a good deal. Andy: Can't you at least trade it in for something smaller? Roger: Look, I promise the minute my Mobytel agreement expires, I'll switch to one of those little flip-top jobbies. You know, the kind Captain Kirk uses. Andy: "Star Trek" takes place in the 23rd century, Roger, what are you saying, Roger?