FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 16, 2009
Paige: I can't believe you brought a bag lunch today, Peter! Peter: Why? Paige: The cafeteria has steak on the menu! Peter: Paige, our cafeteria doesn't serve things like steak. Paige: It's printed right here! It's in black and white! Peter: And in all capital letters, you'll notice. Paige: I can't imagine why that would make a difference. Woman: And how would you like your squid tentacles, eggplant and ketchup cooked?