FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 06, 2009
Jason: Apologize to Eileen?! Are you mad?! Peter: You asked for my advice! Jason: In case I didn't explain it clearly enough, she dumped me! She squished my ego! Hurt my feelings! Made me feel like worthless pond scum! Peter: Yes, but- prior to that... Jason: Well, sure, if you want to dredge up ancient history... Peter: Immediately prior, Jason.