FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 06, 2009
April 04, 2009
April 07, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Apologize to Eileen?! Are you mad?! Peter: You asked for my advice! Jason: In case I didn't explain it clearly enough, she dumped me! She squished my ego! Hurt my feelings! Made me feel like worthless pond scum! Peter: Yes, but- prior to that... Jason: Well, sure, if you want to dredge up ancient history... Peter: Immediately prior, Jason.
i_am_the_jam about 15 years ago
And Jason is the smart one?
margueritem about 15 years ago
He’s not the smart one when it comes to feelings.
attyush about 15 years ago
Jason should spend time with some of Emily Post’s books. Dude, keep the fairer sex happy. They run this world. Men just think that they have more power than they actually do.
txmystic about 15 years ago
I remember having to read Pitcher in the Wheat myself…
Ray_C about 15 years ago
I liked “Shortstop in the Barley” better, Tx.
Northwoodser about 15 years ago
His world’s been invaded by girl germs and he can’t stand it.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Apologizing to Eileen is going to be as hard for Jason as telling his friends that he likes her.
ninmas about 15 years ago
why is he sad if he was the one so ashamed? jason, i’d say just ask eileen to be your friend and hold off on dating for a couple years.
Benedick about 15 years ago
ninmas says: why is he sad if he was the one so ashamed? jason, i’d say just ask eileen to be your friend and hold off on dating for a couple years.
You know girls, always looking for a relationship…
mrprongs about 15 years ago
Learn this catchphrase, Jason: “You were right. I’m sorry.” It’ll serve you well with the womenfolk.
Are2Dee2 9 months ago
I love how people get so “engaged” with this strip.