FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 17, 2007
Jason: It was an innocent mix-up, that's all. That gushy poem was for my mom. Eileen: Boy, do I feel stupid. I should've known. Jason: Just so we're clear. I'm not in love with you or anyone. I don't even like girls. I'm the same Jason Fox I've always been. Eileen: I get that sense. Jason: Man, am I glad this is over with! Children: Hey, Romeo- where's your Juliet? Jason: Guys, it was all just a misunderstanding... guys?