FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 16, 2007
Jason: The thing is, Eileen, I didn't write that poem for you. Eileen: Huh?? Jason: I wrote it for my Mom for Mother's Day. I was trying to butter her up so she'd buy me a bigger hard drive. Eileen: You wrote that for your mom?! "I love you more than anything; when I'm with you I want to sing"? Jason: Do you think I could write that if I weren't thinking about computer equipment?! Eileen: Perhaps I should feel more relief than heartbreak.