FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 19, 2012
August 12, 2012
August 26, 2012
Transcript:
Peter: What are you doing? Paige: Photoshopping this picture of me at the beach before I upload it to Facebook. First I'll give myself a better tan. Then I'll smooth out these pimples on my forehead...Then I'll erase our dorky brother from the background...Then I'll add Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner checking me out... Peter: Um, that might be a bit too much. Paige: Ok, ok, I'll get rid of the tan.
If I were a girl, I’d choose Justin Bieber and Robert Downey, Jr. to be on my photoshopped Facebook picture (tan included).