FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 2010
Jason: How did the heart become the symbol for love? The hear's just a pump. It's our brains that govern emotions. If you ask me, Valentine's candy should come in boxes shaped like brains. Plus, it'd be better for stores, since they could sell the leftovers at Halloween as zombie treats or something. Man, I wish I'd been born back when these traditions were being established. Andy: Had your father tried wooing me with a brain-shaped box of candy, you might not have been born, period. Jason: You say that about all my Valentine's ideas.