FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 18, 2009
Jason: Like my jack-o-lantern? Peter: It's got two faces on it. Jason: Four, actually. There are two more on the back. I'm going to put it on Dad's old record player. Then I'll hit it with a strobe light going at four times the frequency, and it'll look like the mouth is opening and closing. All other jack-o-lanterns will pale next to mine. Peter: You really think it'll work? Jason: Absolutely. I tested out a mock-up before I carved the pumpkin. Peter: A mock-up? Roger: AAAA! WHO PAINTED FACES ON MY BEATLES WHITE ALBUM?!