FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 25, 2009
Jason: Like my vampire costume? Paige: You need big sideburns. And your hair should be poofier. And your eyebrows should be thick and brooding. And what's with the dorky cape? Jason: Memo to self: avoid "Twilight" fangirls at all costs. Paige: At least wear a cute J. Crew sweater or something.