FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 2004
Salesman: So are we ready to talk financing? Roger: The thing is, I promised my wife I'd only look. Salesman: Roger, Roger, Roger! Don't tell me you're going to let a woman stand between you and the vehicle of your dreams! Salesman: Let me introduce you to Larry. He'll crunch some numbers for you. Roger: He's your financing guy? Salesman: No, no-he's our divorce specialist. Roger: Oof. You know, I'd better just stick with a brochure at this point.