FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 19, 2004
Roger: The Humbler handles a lot better than I expected. It really hugs the road. Salesman: Roger, Roger, Roger. Let me give you a quick lesson in gravitational physics. Think about the mass of the earth. Now thing about the mass of this vehicle. The road is hugging us, my friend. Roger: Is it just me, or is the sun getting closer?