FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 12, 2001
Jason: Since when do you wear glasses, Eileen? Eileen: It's a costume, can't you tell? I'm dressing up this week in anticipation of the movie every book fan has been waiting like crazy to see! Jason: "The Lord of the Rings" doesn't come out until NEXT month, doofus. Besides, what Tolkien character sports that Harry Potter eyewear? Eileen: Why do I bother with these muggles?