FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 09, 1991

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Andy: (Yawn) Boy, am I pooped! Roger: So how'd you like the game? Andy: It was fun. This big, bald Chicago player fell into my lap and afterward I talked him into giving me an autographed ball. Roger: You got a basketball signed by Michael Jordan?! Andy: I thought it was the least he could do- he got sweat all over my skirt. Roger: I can't believe this! First you're given a front-row ticket to the best game ever. Then Michael Jordan dives into your lap on TV! Then you tell me he autographs a ball for you! How can you be so lucky?! Andy: You might ask how did you get so lucky. Roger: It says "To Roger"...