FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 08, 1991

Transcript:

Peter: Man, Dad, you were pretty mellow when mom left for the game. Roger: Well, she and I talked about it last night. I realized what a jerk I was being. I mean, why shouldn't she go? It's her ticket. So what if she doesn't know basketball. So what if she doesn't know who's who. So what if she can't tell a low post from a high post. Peter: So what if Michael Jordan dives into her lap. Roger: That would've been my seat! AAAA!