FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 1988

Transcript:

Girl: Are you going to the Christmas dance? Paige: I think so. Girl: Has anyone asked you yet? Paige: No, but there's this cute guy in Biology who has the hots for me. I think he's waiting for the right moment to pop the question. Girl: You never told me this! Who is he?! Paige: I'm keeping it a secret until it's official. Has anyone asked you? Girl: Yeah, John Barry. You know him-he's in your biology class. So who's this secret man of yours?! Paige: A two-faced slug.