FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 13, 1988

Transcript:

Girl: Paige, don't get all worked up about this someone's bound to ask you to the dance! Paige: Yeah, right, if they were gonna do it, they'd have done it by now. Girl: Not true, some guys are shy. Paige: Great. So I'm supposed to just sit around and suffer until some insecure drip gets his act together! Girl: It's just a matter of letting people know you're available. Paige: SOMEONE HAD BETTER ASK ME TO THE DANCE! Girl: ...sublty