I wouldn’t arm them with pipe cleaners!
Mix that with a good dose of Groundhog Day, and welcome to multi child parenthood!
This is an almost perfect representation of my kids, except I have three.
[opens present from first child] “It’s a snake make from a pipe cleaner! Do you like it?”
[opens present from second child] “It’s a bucolic wonderland made out of pipe cleaners! Over here are deer and chipmunks! Over there by the lake is a little cabin! That’s an owl in that tree! Do you like it?”
Kids! You know I love ’em!!!
Christmas in May…hmmmm.
My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say
Do I like children? Surely I do! Broiled, fried, or baked in a stew.
October 11, 2017