Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 29, 2015
showing your kid something they need to know: Dicky: See? and when you sound the letters out together, that's how you read! Baby: Boring Showing your kid some useless crap on your phone: Dicky: It's nothin, you're just supposed to fling the birds over here to knock over the pigs. Baby: This is all I want to do from now on.
It’s also why the adults go to their kids to fix a problem with the phone.