A preacher was delivering a fire-and-brimstone temperance sermon: "If I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it in the river! If I had all the gin in the world, I’d throw it in the river! If I had all the beer and wine in the world, I’d throw it in the river! " After concluding and catching his breath, he asked, “Are there any requests for hymns?”
A voice in the back replied, “‘Shall We Gather at the River?’”
A preacher was delivering a fire-and-brimstone temperance sermon: "If I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it in the river! If I had all the gin in the world, I’d throw it in the river! If I had all the beer and wine in the world, I’d throw it in the river! " After concluding and catching his breath, he asked, “Are there any requests for hymns?”
A voice in the back replied, “‘Shall We Gather at the River?’”