About that whole “only begotten” “virgin” birth thing…
Once when Jesus was just six years old and praying quietly in his room, his mother Mary walked in.Young Jesus looked up and asked, “I was just thinking, Mother, why am I praying to myself?”
Mary answered, “Son, I stopped asking those kinds of questions when I realized that you impregnated me with yourself.”
About that whole “only begotten” “virgin” birth thing…
Once when Jesus was just six years old and praying quietly in his room, his mother Mary walked in.Young Jesus looked up and asked, “I was just thinking, Mother, why am I praying to myself?”
Mary answered, “Son, I stopped asking those kinds of questions when I realized that you impregnated me with yourself.”