Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 13, 2024

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    Ubintold  2 months ago

    Jed Clampett fan.

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    “Jed, move away from there”

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 2 months ago

    If Granny were there that bird would be in a pot with all the fixins!

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    therese_callahan2002  2 months ago

    There was an episode of Captain Planet And The Planeteers that featured a parrot who learned to talk by watching movies on TV.

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    Sephten  2 months ago

    I actually laughed out loud. Now I KNOW I’m getting old!

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    TonyB.  2 months ago

    Who is smarter, Norman or Jethro?

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    “Californey is the place you oughta be.”

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    Ol' me  2 months ago

    Lotta Boomers here.

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    pbr50138  2 months ago

    Old TV shows are ten times better than the new ones.

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    6odc2pemgb55  2 months ago

    I always thought it was “Whee, doggy”

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    I was Googling for “Beverly Hillbillies” Quotes and I came up with an exchange between Granny and Jed that I don’t remember seeing in the series:

    Granny: “I was comin from the still.”

    Jed: “From where?”

    Granny: “The hill, the hill!”

    Jed: “I heard you the first time. You probably got your nose wet too, let me smell your breath.”

    Granny: “Not while you’re smokin…”

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    A R V reader  2 months ago

    “Y’all come back now, yuh hear?”

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    mountainclimber  2 months ago

    Paleontologists say that birds evolved from the dinosaurs. Maybe evolution isn’t the positive direction that Darwin wrote about?

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    win.45mag  2 months ago

    well, if he barely kept his family fed, he can always have squab

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 2 months ago

    Does he sound like Buddy Ebsen?

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    daDoctah1  2 months ago

    Set him up with “Get Smart”. That show had more catchphrases than anything save possibly “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In”, and they managed to do it with an actual plot.

    (Can’t wait to hear him repeat “Shtarker! Zis is KAOS! Ve don’t pthbbb here!”)

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    namelocdet  2 months ago

    Let’s go for a dip in the “Cement Pond”.

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    olds_cool63  2 months ago

    Jetrho and Elly Mae were nothing but free-loaders!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hey, it counts!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Classic tv is the best. It’s all I watch. “Oil, that is. Texas tea.”

    Does that make Granny a tea Granny?

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    Michael McKown Premium Member about 2 months ago

    REALLY old TV shows….

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