Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 11, 2012
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Ralph: Time for my annual tradition... Every year, I try to "kick" my age. I'm 45, so this year, I will attempt a 45-yard field goal! So far, I've never missed! The day I can't make it is the day I'm officially an old man! Boot! June: Well? Are you still young? Ralph: I couldn't tell. Apparently I'm old enough to need glasses!
Mid-50,s no glasses. Wish my teeth were as good as my eyesight though. I always figured I would not need dentures until at least 60. Turns out I was wrong on that score.