Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 24, 2008
Transcript:
Ralph: I don't want a lifetime achievement award! I'm too young!! No-Neck: But, Ralph! Look at all you've contributed... The holiday spirit violation, mall bowling, mall golf, the mall cop Olympics, the junior mall scouts... Ralph: You're just giving me a lifetime achievement award because you intend to phase me out!! No-Neck: That's not true! We're giving it to you instead of a raise! Ralph: Oh, OK then!
I’d say that they already pay him plenty. Look at how they live and they ALWAYS have money for anything they need and want. Plenty to waste and never a money problem. I wasted my life earning what I thought was a very good living. I should have been a Mall Cop. They apparently make more than CEO’s!