Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 24, 2008
May 23, 2008
May 25, 2008
Transcript:
Ralph: I don't want a lifetime achievement award! I'm too young!! No-Neck: But, Ralph! Look at all you've contributed... The holiday spirit violation, mall bowling, mall golf, the mall cop Olympics, the junior mall scouts... Ralph: You're just giving me a lifetime achievement award because you intend to phase me out!! No-Neck: That's not true! We're giving it to you instead of a raise! Ralph: Oh, OK then!
robert423elliott about 1 year ago
I’d say that they already pay him plenty. Look at how they live and they ALWAYS have money for anything they need and want. Plenty to waste and never a money problem. I wasted my life earning what I thought was a very good living. I should have been a Mall Cop. They apparently make more than CEO’s!