Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 20, 2008
Transcript:
No-Neck: Tonight's recipient of the lifetime achievement award is the man who actually coined the term "mall cop." Before that, we were just known as "indoor retail security personnel", which wasn't as catchy! None of us would be able to call ourselves "mall cops" today, if not for this man! June: Why are you crying? Ralph: I never realized how great I was!