Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 19, 2008
Transcript:
No-Neck: The lifetime achievement award goes to a man you all know. He is responsible for several mall cop pastimes, such as mall bowling and escalator jousting! This man is indeed a living legend in the field of mall coppery! June: Don't get a swollen head! Ralph: Who, me?
He always has you to ruin his moments….