Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2002
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?Dad, I learned something today that?s useful to know.? ?What?? ?You know how the dashboard light comes on when you?re low on gas?? ?Uh-huh.? ?I discovered that when it comes on, you still have exactly 38 6/10 miles to go before it actually runs out!? ?My son, Mr. Wizard!?