Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 22, 2002
Transcript:
?I wonder if they?re just TELLING me you?re a rare South American parrot because they know I hate ducks?? ?If I ever find out you?re NOT a rare South American parrot, keep two words in mind:? ?Duck McNuggets? ?Ok, he must be a parrot. I?ve never seen a duck sweat!?