Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 2000
Transcript:
"Dad, how would you describe this glass of water?" "Half empty." "I KNEW you'd say that!" "Saying the glass is "half empty" instead of "half full" indicates that you're pessimistic, gloomy, negative, and less intelligent!" "Now I say it's TOTALLY empty!"
Maybe negative people aren’t that dumb after all