Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 30, 1999
Transcript:
Ralph: We've all heard the unenlightened critics disparage our profession... They say it's not the real thing. Well, my answer is this: Our success speaks for itself! Crowd: Clap! Clap! Clap! Whistle. Cheer! Applause. You tell 'em, Dr. Drabble!! That man should be the next surgeon general!