Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 29, 1999
Transcript:
Ralph: Whoa! I almost forgot! I've been invited to deliver the keynote address! I'm not a polished speaker, but how could I turn down an invitation to speak to the pro wrestlers convention? Good evening, fellow professionals! I am honored to address such a distinguished gathering. However, I must admit that, for some reason, I feel a bit out of place!