Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 16, 1998
Transcript:
Norman: It was terrible, dad... Both girls got so mad at me, they crammed me into the popcorn machine! I got drenched with melted butter and salt, and I had to be rescued by the jaws of life! Wap! Wap! So now, two girls hate me and I'm totally humiliated! Ralph: That must've been the worst date of your life! Norman: Actually, no... Ralph: Oh, yeah... I forgot about the Ferris wheel incident of '96!