Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 15, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Hello? Oh, hi, Norm! How are your dates going? ... Say what? ... The jig is up? ... The mannequin's head fell off during the movie? Uh-oh... The girls are threatening to do what to you? ... Speak up, Norm, it's hard to hear you over all that commotion! It sounds like you're being crammed into a popcorn machine. ... Oh, you are!