Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: This is ridiculous... I thought if I came to the hospital emergency room, a doctor would see me right away!! Clerk: Please be patient, Mr. Drabble. A doctor will be with you soon! Ralph: That's what you said this morning! Clerk: ... Besides, we can't do anything until the x-ray of your wallet comes back!