Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Excuse me... I've been waiting to see a doctor... Could you examine my smashed thumb? Janitor: Well, it doesn't appear to be broken. Keep ice on it and take some aspirin. Ralph: Now, that's service! Thank you, sir! It's nice to meet a medical professional with some integrity and compassion! Janitor: Whatever.