Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 11, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Ladies and Gentlemen of the homeowners association, I stand before you humbled and shamed. Apparently, I've been duped by my own son who led me to believe this duck was a rare South American parrot. I now intend to release this good-for-nothing creature into the wild. And after that, I'll get rid of the duck!