Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 1997
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Ralph: Norm, are you telling me that this bird isn't a rare and valuable South American parrot after all?? Are you telling me that you lied to me just so I'd let you keep him?? Are you telling me that this is nothing but a worthless duck?? Norman: I wouldn't call him worthless, dad. He's $1.49 a pound! Ralph: If any of you care to join us for dinner tonight, I'll be serving duck McNuggets!